SOCCER JOKES
Beckham Jokes - "Can I try that dress on in the window, David?" asks Posh.
"Nah, I don't think so, Victoria," replies David. "You'd better use the changing room like everyone else." ...
Canadian Soccer Jokes - Striker with OYSL team : "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
Coach : "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."
Celtic & Rangers Jokes - "In here, we give Celtic fans a toll of the dice. "If you roll one to five, we kill you." The Celtic fan replies,"What happens if I roll a six?"
"You get to roll again."
JUST FOR FUN
FUNNY SOCCER QUOTES
Player Quotes - 'I was alone up front, with Danny Murphy playing between me, myself and the midfield.'
- MICHAEL OWEN
Commentator Quotes - 'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.'
- ALAN GREEN
Manager Collection - 'There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way.'
- TERRY VENABLES
