'The Spurs players hug themselves in celebration...'
- CONOR MCNAMARA

'He didn't give the penalty but I've seen them given for worse'
- ANGUS LOUGHRAN

'He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The                  irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.'
- CLIVE TYLDESLEY

'Neither side wants to do anything silly at this stage, except score'
- IAN CROCKER

'Giggs drops deep into that Sheringham position where he can turn and ride defenders.'
- MARTIN TYLER

'Giggs did everything there but either score or pass.'
- TOM TYRRELL

'They've got to retreat ten metres, or ten yards in old money'
- TOM TYRRELL

'Pompey need to open Bolton’s can of defensive thinking'
- SAM MATTERFACE

'Paul Scholes with four players in front of him - five if you count Gary Neville'
- DARRAGH MOLONEY

'No score in the other game betwen top club and bottom club, Switzerland and Georgia.'
- ROB HAWTHORNE

'He turned on a sixpence like a thoroughbred horse'
- GRAHAM SELLARS

'Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with hands in tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.'
- GRAHAM McGARRY

'He will probably wake up after having sleepless nights thinking about that one'
- ALAN PARRY

'The reason for the delay to the kick-off is because it's not yet kick-off time'
- JIMMY MAGEE

'Here's Henry, trying to burst the bubble still further, if indeed it needs more bursting'
- GEORGE HAMILTON

'The Waterford player's shot was on target, which is an important aspect of a players shot'
- DAMIEN RICHARDSON

'Venegoor just turns and lampoons it into the net'
- TOMMY SMYTH

'They care about their club, and that's why they always have something good to say, even when it is negative'
- ALAN GREEN

'The ageless Teddy Sheringham, 37 now...'
- TONY GUBBA

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.'
- DAVID COLEMAN

'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.'
- MARTIN TYLER

The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.'
- DAVID COLEMAN

'Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.'
-  DAVID COLEMAN

'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.'
- DAVID COLEMAN

'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.'
- PETER JONES

'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.'
- MIKE INGHAM

'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.'
- Radio 5 live

'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.'
- ALAN GREEN

'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
- MIKE INGHAM

'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.'
- JOHN HELM

'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
- Radio 5 live

'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.'
- MIKE INGHAM

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- CONOR MCNAMARA